It is Christmas Day in 'The Zeitgeist' & Vintage Tablecloth Rescue Christmas seaside edition!!

This may not make a great deal of sense unless you have read previous posts and watched Crusty! I am not sure if it makes sense even if you have read those posts!!!

Festive greetings all the same

It is Christmas Day in the 'Zeitgeist'

and she has got me working again

Old Crusty is up to no good,

She is hatching a plan in her den

"If only I could get some old rope

And make it into more money

Or create a Channel 4 project

..that would really be funny"

"No - I will just have to downsize

And give La Cootard La boot

She is not aware yet

Isn't that such a hoot!"

As the paupers gather round for their dinner

I will hand out the lovely surprise

Why CK is coming to meet us

And you won't believe your eyes

For after you  have eaten

And filled up on pies - all  iced

I am going to drop you  in it

And close down 'The Zeigeist'

There is no use 'boo hooing'

'cos I am off to Channel 5

They have offered me a sitcom

It will be the time of my life.

So I am selling off  old stock

My dipped baskets and toy box too

You can all boil your heads

I am through with you!!"

(not really!)

Still have sooooo much to do so why, oh why, did I spend this morning tra la la'ing on the beach!!!

Thank you so much for kind comments on previous post - I am going to sit down with an Egg Nog and read them over the weekend as there is nothing else going on!! Yikos!

Best wishes

Jenny